McDonalds wierdness

McDonald tricks

I buy ten McDoubles and say, "NO CHEESE". Cost $10 (they are on the $1 menu and have double the meat of a regular hamburger).
If I ordered ten plain hamburgers it would be $15 for one piece of meat each.. really!
I bring them home
I take out one patty of meat and place in a Dudley container. If you dont say "NO CHEESE" you cant get the two patties apart!
I then put the single burgers in the freezer and eat about half of one at a time as a snack.
Twice as much for almost half the price and really only wanted a little plain hamburger anyway.

So they have two Big Macs for $3 special. If you buy one big mac it is $4. I dont eat them often but the other day I said "give me two big macs for $3... and then just give me one"... that confused them but I explained it again. I gave dudley half of it.

So I go in early sometimes and order a senior coffee black (75 cents) and a sausage biscuit ($1 on the dollar menu) but tell them to hold the sausage and just give me the biscuit with some strawberry jam.... which is what I wanted but you cant just buy a biscuit there!

They think I'm crazy

But Dudley doesn't.